Yann with Ayahuasca

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Yep, it’s weird having a tube stuck up your butt. I had never thought i would have to do this. After some research, however, it seemed like my best option.

Pancreas problems ? Diabolical diabetes ? Tired of feeling tired ? This enema is right up your alley.

Why ?

After being diagnosed with pancreas issues a short while ago, with roller-coaster style blood pressure readings and a total lack of energy that various naps during the day couldn’t cure, i decided to look up solutions for my pancreas problem. Of course, i had already reduced or eliminated the most problematic foods. But coffee was just too hard to get rid of. Or maybe i didn’t try. I used to really enjoy my morning coffee with cream/milk. Two things you should avoid in my case.

Before Ayahuasca n°6 on July 11th 2015 i hadn’t given up the coffee. And i would often feel pain in what i guess was my pancreas, as well as pain in the heart and sometimes the left arm. Scary shit. Part of the Ayahuasca preparation is to go off coffee & other things, and that applies a few days afterwards as well. Three days went by after the ceremony and i had my first sip of coffee. I immediately felt it very strongly in my head, as if i had developed a hypersensitivity to caffeine or something. Didn’t feel well.

As part of my findings, coffee enemas left me optimistic. The science behind it is that it triggers your liver to make bile and detox the body, something like that. Apparently that is hard science and not presently questioned.

Dosage & how to

I tried it with a couple of spoons of organic coffee in 1 litre of water. I use the coffee machine to prepare it : i set the water level to 4/12 and then add filtered water to the top, which is about the required litre. That cools it down to a roughly adequate temperature : you want it at body temp, ie 37°C, which will feel warm when you immerse a finger or hand in it. Of course, don’t immerse anything in the liquid you will be using unless that object is perfectly clean. You don’t want to mess about with dirty stuff up your bum, believe it or not.

You need to do this after going to the toilet, otherwise you will not get much in there and whatever was stuck up there might not stay there long enough for you to get back on the toilet. By the way, you perform this useful but slightly barbaric act lying on your back, preferably with an old towel spread on the floor. Don’t do it on your bed or you will stain it. Do it on a tiled/easily washable floor, as close as possible to the toilet. Do not under estimate the urgency of matters when they start to manifest.

You will need some lube to make that nozzle manageable ; applying lube to both parties is a good idea. You don’t want to rip anything, ok. Be gentle, and try twisting if it won’t just slide in. Two to three inches is what you’re aiming for.

Place the douche-bad / enema cup / whatever you are using about 12 inches above your level. I place mine on the closed toilet seat.

Performing this in two stages can be a good idea : during stage one use about 2/3 of the coffee and then go to the toilet to let it out. This may take a while but, believe me, it shall come. Phase two leaves you with 1/3 of the coffee to wash out whatever came down with phase one. Remember to lube the nozzle again, and also the other party involved.

Don’t expect any enjoyable smells from this, but the coffee should cover the worst of it.

I add a bottle top of colloidal silver to the coffee as an anti-bacterial.

The effects

From day one, immediately after the ordeal, i felt energized and in a much better mood. Hadn’t felt so energetic in months !
Day two i went running, something i had not done in months either.
I am now onto day 5 or 6 and every time i took it i have felt energized and in a better mood.

My pancreas no longer seems to hurt unless i actually drink coffee or ingest other things i shouldn’t be ingesting. I have found that since Ayahuasca n°6 i am no longer attracted to alcohol or things are probably bad for me. Meat, especially red meat, is now almost disgusting to me. I require something fresh in everything i eat. I have become sensitive to these things like never before. Until a week ago becoming a vegetarian was something i hadn’t even considered, now it seems very likely. Becoming a vegan is def a possibility.

I am off milk & dairy, even eggs are losing their appeal, sweet stuff is just a no-no now…and i thoroughly enjoy fresh fruit & vegetables. As if i were more in contact with my body and its needs. No doubt in my mind that i have Ayahuasca n°6 to thank for that.

Warnings

Some folks say these things are dangerous, very dangerous. Even more people say they are harmless. Well, i don’t know, but so far i feel a whole lot better. What you do is up to you. Check what you need with who you want, i am not responsible for your actions, and wouldn’t be even if i had urged you to perform them. Do your homework and be responsible.

I have found that a good dose is 1 spoon (conical plastic coffee dosage spoon) and that 2 can give me a long lasting coffee buzz. So start low and see how it goes. Filter properly, you shouldn’t have any actual ground coffee in the water, so using a good paper filter and a machine works well. Plastic filters let through more residue. I use a paper filter over the plastic filter. If you don’t have paper filters, use paper napkins, that works just fine.

Duration

I think the recommended duration of the “treatment” is 4-6 weeks but i would be careful and do it for less time than that. Again, do your homework.

While Gerson used to recommend up to 6 enemas per day for his cancer patients, 1 is plenty for me. I can see how 2 could be useful, however it does require time and some organisation. You will also be in the bathroom quite some time, which can cause conflict with other members of the household as well as make you look like a freak.

Is it working for you ?

If you have tried this, then please post your testimony in the comments section so that others may benefit from them. Thank you.